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A note left for a pianist from his wife:
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
A bishop, a judge, and a conductor were discussing their careers, and got into an argument about which of them was the greatest.
The judge said, "When I step into the courtroom, everyone stands to pay me respect."
The bishop said, "They stand? I have people kneel before me and kiss my ring."
To which the conductor replied, "Ha! I got you both beat. When I step on the podium people look down, cover their eyes, and say 'Oh my God!'"
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
-Because they kept running around saying, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
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What do you say about a composer who falls off a horse but has the courage to get up and try once more?
-Bach in the saddle again.
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-Yoruichi-ko :)
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