"Doctor, Doctor............!"

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"Doctor, Doctor! -I'm afraid I really need glasses!"
"You certainly do sir! -This is a barber shop!"

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"Doctor, Doctor! -I think I'm a bell!"
"Well, take 2 of these and then give me a ring."

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"Doctor, Doctor! -Whenever I go to bed lately, I just can't seem to fall asleep...."

"Well try sitting on the edge of the bed for a while first, and I'm sure you'll drop off."

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"Doctor, Doctor! Can I have a second opinion?"
"Of course, just come back tomorrow."

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"Doctor, Doctor! -My husband is convinced he's an electric drill!"

"Hmmn, I guess his life must be pretty boring then!"

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"Doctor, Doctor-!"

"-I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid I have an emergency to attend with right now."

"-But lately I've been feeling like I'm a deck of cards!!!"

"Well, just have a seat then and I'll deal with you later."

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"Doctor, Doctor! -Do you have something for a really bad headache?"

"Sure. Take this hammer and hit yourself in the head with it a few times... and then you'll have a REALLY bad headache."

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"Doctor, Doctor! -I keep getting this terrible pain in my eye whenever I drink coffee..."

"Try taking the spoon out."

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"Doctor, Doctor! -Well, it's about time you got here! Lately, I feel like I'm simply boiling!"

"Oh, just simmer down."

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"Doctor, Doctor! -This morning I broke my arm in two places."

"Well then I strongly advise NOT going back to those places!"

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"Doctor, Doctor! -Look at this... When I press with my finger it hurts here... here... here... and here. What do you think I've got?"

"A broken finger."

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"Doctor, Doctor -How am I doing?"

"Excellent. You're in fine health. -Why your pulse is like clock work!"

"That's because you've got your hand on my wristwatch."

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"Doctor, Doctor.... You've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, and my appendix, but I still don't feel well!"

"Well, that's quite enough out of you!"

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"Doctor, Doctor! You've gotta help me out!"

"Certainly. Which way did you come in?"

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Take care!

-Yoruichi-ko ;)