"Riddle me this....."

Q. What goes up and down but never moves?
A. The stairs!

Q. What goes around the world but always stays in the corner?
A. A stamp.

Q. What has 6 legs, 4 eyes, 4 ears, 2 noses, 2 mouths and 2 heads?
A. A man sitting on a horse.

Q. What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?
A. Two-lips.

Q. If a red house is made out of red brick, and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
A. Glass.

Q. You are trapped in a room and there are 3 doors. Each door has something behind it. The first door has two hungry lions that have not eaten in four years. The second door has electric lasers all across the room. The third has three ninjas ready to attack. Which door would you pick to go through?
A. The first because the lions would be dead if they have not eaten for 4 years!

Q. What always runs, never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but doesn't sleep, has a mouth but never eats?
A. A river
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Q. What do you do with dead elements?
A. Barium!

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What do you call it when Jackie Chan catches a bad cold?
 -Kung Flu!

Why is it humanly impossible to have a twelve inch nose?
 -Because then it would be a foot!

How does a microbiologist best love to communicate?
  -With a cell phone!

What gives you the power to walk though walls?
 -A door!

And finally, 
Why do people carry umbrellas?
 -Because umbrellas can't walk!

;) -Yoruichi-ko