"Pun for your life...!"

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          "-Did you hear about the revolutionary new broom that just came out? ....No?
                             --------Why it's sweeping the nation!"
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     ---------------------------  Why are mummies in horror movies always so mean? -----------------
              --------        -Aw, they're just bound to be uptight.   ---------------
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Conversely, 
  In biblical times, what did con-men say right before the great flood? - 

    "...Hey buddy, you need an ark that fits two of every animal....? C'mon, I "noah" guy....."

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                    -Have you heard the new theory about inertia....?
     ...I'm not suprised.....it just doesn't seem to be gaining any momentum.
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  (Overheard-)
 "I'm currently reading this fascinating new book written by an astronaut about gravity and weightlessness... 
-It's simply impossible to put down!!!"

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  "-I heard Einstein developed a theory about space... and it was about time too."

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                    What is an inmate's favorite punctuation mark?
                       -A period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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-Safety tip:  

v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v v^v^v^v^v

-Remember if you take walks during thunderstorms, one day you just might get quite a shock!  v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^

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<Sign on a box at a garage sale>
" -Dead batteries, free of charge.-"
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                                       ~Why is lightning called the rude-est force in nature?~
                                                                        -It just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
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                          Did you hear the one about the phobic pessimist?
                -He was going to buy a self-help book -but he was afraid it wouldn't help!
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"You know due to a recent trend in movies, they say archery's really catching on with teens and young adults now.... -although it does have drawbacks."

And finally,
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-If a stork brings small and regular size babies, what kind of bird brings the biggest ones?
       -A crane!-
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(-Ha ha ha! -Amen to that!!! ;P) (-lol!)
-Yoruichi-ko :)