-De-lighted!
Btw,
Did you hear the one about the cow who jumped off a tall building?
-It's ledge end dairy.
Oh, and did you know that sofas really dislike couch potatoes who complain and make wisecracks about them?
-Yeah, they just don't appreciate sat ire...
Yeah, I guess that's kind of like the Englishwoman who tried on a new dress at a foreign clothes shop, but it just didn't feel right... but that's because for her it was sarong.
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-Why do piñatas have such a long lasting tradition at parties?
-Easy! Because they're always such a big hit!!!
-Know why people don't usually tell jokes about the price of gas though?
-Because that would be just plain fuelish.
zzzzz -Do you call someone who passes out during a loud concert,
rocked to sleep...? zzzzz
What's your best option if you go to a Chinese restaurant and all the lights are too bright?
-Dim sum.
What's your best option if you go to a Chinese restaurant and all the lights are too bright?
-Dim sum.
[][][] Query: [][][]
A computer analyst was studying the possible effects on users of over using keys, such as "alt" and "del".... -But what did he forget?[][][]
A computer analyst was studying the possible effects on users of over using keys, such as "alt" and "del".... -But what did he forget?[][][]
[][] -A control group!- [][]
Know what happened to the unfortunate cowboy who went crazy after losing his ranch job?
-He became "De-ranged".
Why did the magician stop using trap doors in his act?
-He came to realize that he'd just been going through a stage...
And hey... did you hear the one about the psychiatrist who couldn't keep up with the rest of the doctors on a mountain hiking trip?
-He became "De-ranged".
Why did the magician stop using trap doors in his act?
-He came to realize that he'd just been going through a stage...
And hey... did you hear the one about the psychiatrist who couldn't keep up with the rest of the doctors on a mountain hiking trip?
-Unfortunately, he fell into a depression.
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(And on that note....)
-What's the most common way people pay their psychologists?
-With a sanity check.
-What did doctors say about the bread maker who tried to pay off all of his bills with loaves of bread?
-What's the most common way people pay their psychologists?
-With a sanity check.
-What did doctors say about the bread maker who tried to pay off all of his bills with loaves of bread?
-He kneaded to see a therapist.
~~~If you could burn a thought, would it be called cog-ignition?~~~
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And finally,
-Did you hear about the guy who walked into a psychiatric evaluation
wearing absolutely nothing but homemade shorts made out of Saran wrap?
-The doctor took one look and said,
"Well, I can clearly see youre nuts..."
;) -Yoruichi-ko :)
~~~If you could burn a thought, would it be called cog-ignition?~~~
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And finally,
-Did you hear about the guy who walked into a psychiatric evaluation
wearing absolutely nothing but homemade shorts made out of Saran wrap?
-The doctor took one look and said,
"Well, I can clearly see youre nuts..."
;) -Yoruichi-ko :)
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