~Happy Thanksgiving!~

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What kind of key can't open any doors?
 ~A tur-KEY.

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What sound does a turkey make in outer space?

~"Hubble, Hubble, Hubble....."

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What do you call little turkeys that you can put on a Holiday table?
 ~Goblets.

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What's a pilgrims favorite kind of music?

   ~Plymouth Rock!

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Why was the turkey late for Thanksgiving dinner?

-It was too busy stuffing itself!

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
 ~ Pumpkin Pi.

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What's the nicest vegetable in the world?
~The sweet potato.~

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Why can't pilgrims keep their pants up?

 ~Because their belt buckles are on their hats.

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How did pilgrim cows get to America?

 ~On the Moo-flower.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

  ~Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Why did the boar cross the road?

 ~Because the turkey was hiding until after Thanksgiving.

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Why did horse cross the road?

 ~Because at the Thanksgiving dinner, 
the boar simply made too much of a pig of itself.

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Why are turkeys thought to be so stylish?

~Because at Thanksgiving their success is often in their dressing.

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What thing smells best at Thanksgiving?

 ~Your nose!~

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What did little pilgrims draw with?

 ~Crayon-berries!

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Husband: "Mmmn! -That turkey smells good, I can't wait til it's done! 
How long do you think it'll be?"

Wife: "Well, -I'd say about the same size it was when I put it in the oven."

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-According to the traditional Holiday cookbook, 
what's the absolutely perfect measure of spice to put in a pumpkin pie?

~ A Pil-gram.

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How do you describe the look of a pilgrim who spent all summer at the beach?

~Puri-tan.

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Why should you never hunt bear at Thanksgiving?

 ~Because when hunting, its always practical to wear clothes!~

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"Honey we don't have any yams! 
-What vegetable do you think I should make instead?"

 "Beets me!"

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What do you call lingering ghosts from Halloween, 
who are still hanging around at Thanksgiving?

    ~Poultry-geists!

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How are women and turkeys alike?

 ~ Some men are only interested in their breasts... 

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 Why are turkeys thought to be such musical birds?

 ~Because they come with drum-sticks.~

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And finally,

How do keep a turkey in suspense?

  ~I'll tell you at Christmas......!

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Happy Thanksgiving, and truly, all the best to you and yours!!!!!!

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-Yoruichi-ko